finances

+travelzoo said i could fly to paris for a week for $600.
+urban outfitters said i could own a pair of stunning boots for $80.
+chi said i could straighten my hair for $110.
-platinum protection said i could have a week off work for $120.
-the colony said i can move out for $50.
-the church said i can go to the temple for a large sum that will remain undisclosed.

well. this is less than ideal.
how can i go to paris with frizzy hair and bad shoes?
the sartorialist will scoff at me.

i will begin making my new years resolutions early this year.
1.) stop dressing like a pauper.